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Random people page 1 | 10/05/03

Name: Muesli
Occupation: Stirs yoghurt
Hobbies: Does farm-animal impersonations at local animal shelter
Highlight of Life: Once had a beer on x-mas

Name: Mattress
Occupation: Mercenary
Hobbies: Playing Monopoly by himself
Highlight of Life: He is a shit mercenary (doesn't charge any money and doesn't do anything)

Name: Dice
Occupation: Works part time at a frozen yoghurt stand
Hobbies: Breeding butterflies
Highlight of Life: Collecting old newspapers.

Name: Play-do
Occupation: Sells peanuts at minor sporting events such as college basketball games.
Hobbies: Making homemade fizzy pop
Highlight of Life: Voted most eligible bachelor of 2002 by his parents.

Name: Bolognaise
Occupation: Custom fits jeans
Hobbies: Catching the bus
Highlight of Life: Won the annual camel race in Tom Price, back to back in 99/2000.

Name: Stomach
Occupation: Installs sprinklers
Hobbies: Killing dune bugs.
Highlight of Life: Wears socks to bed and around trendy apartment villa

Name: Swiss
Occupation: Cattle dog
Hobbies: Holding breath for as long as he can
Highlight of Life: Plays stock market but is bad at it

Name: Chopstick
Occupation: Designs stencils
Hobbies: Getting over leukaemia (he never had it)
Highlight of Life: Once saw a naked man

Name: Anchor
Occupation: Tests dog collars
Hobbies: Writes angry letters to the press
Highlight of life: Never had the hiccups

Name: Chico
Occupation: Making pencil holders out of toilet rolls
Hobbies: Chewing gum
Highlight of life: Ran 200m without stopping