Random people page 19  | 09/04/04

Name: Clean and Jerk

Occupation: Evolving into a crocodile to save humanity

Hobby: Going cold turkey on cold turkey

Highlight of Life: Choosing to take Easy Street (it was quicker than Victor Avenue)

Name: Flatulence

Occupation: Attempting to build an intergalactic subway (he scrapped the plans when he looked up the meaning of subway)

Hobby: Learning the safety dance for safe sex

Highlight of Life: Firing himself for sexual harassment (he's self employed)

Name: Woofter

Occupation: Burning down his house for insurance money (he forgot to get insurance)

Hobby: Going to all the right parties

Highlight of Life: Going to a party with 3rd Party insurance

Name: Health

Occupation: Crossing over with John Edward

Hobby: Taking the sun on a father son camping trip

Highlight of Life: Having a total eclipse of the heart

Name: Hey Guys

Occupation: Knowing his only limitation is not knowing his limitations

Hobby: Overdosing on long division

Highlight of Life: Being late for his appointment with crocodile

Name: Shorts

Occupation: Getting St Angry

Hobby: Joining a chain gang

Highlight of Life: Getting a skin coloured tattoo

Name: Get the fuck out of my face

Occupation: Creating his own style

Hobby: Not being tall enough to ride the roller coaster of puberty

Highlight of life: Just being stung by over 1000 European wasps on his face

Name: LG Lifes Good

Occupation: Cooking in his own juices

Hobby: Taking precise measurements of the moon with his fingers (2cm)

Highlight of Life: Giving himself a 9 out of 10

Name: Champ

Occupation: Starting his own space program with a trampoline and stick

Hobby: Pleading Insanity at a Football tribunal for tripping

Highlight of life: Giving up his life and purpose to become a German Sausage

Name: Pigeon

Occupation: Controlling his kids with riot gear

Hobby: Taking his wife into custody (under civil arrest) for loitering in the house

Highlight of life: Shooting his son with rubber bullets