Random people page 17  | 15/01/04

Name: 2 Fast 2 Furious

Occupation: Suppling minors with non alcoholic drinks

Hobby: Asking his mum to be his bitch

Highlight of Life: Getting high off a ladder

Name: Fort Knox

Occupation: Attempting to fit in with bees and joining there hives.

Hobby: Testing his Urine for traces of Iron Ore

Highlight of Life: Sucking off the Sultan of Brunei

Name: Kelly Clarkson

Occupation: Committing Murder on the dance floor and killing the groove

Hobby: Having the constant fear of falling off the edge of the world

Highlight of Life: Giving the Queen a slap on the bum

Name: Beetroot

Occupation: Creating weapons of mass suction 

Hobby: Converting energy from food to power his/her/it's entire body

Highlight of Life: Finding out that his/her husband/wife was actually a man/women

Name: Roaring 40's

Occupation: Catching colds at sea and selling them

Hobby: Referring to left and right as Port and Starboard

Highlight of Life: Living at Longitude 86 Latitude 71, 153 Nautical Miles from starboard

Before you die, you see........the ring.

Name: The Ring

Occupation: Coming out of TV screens

Hobby: Porting himself to Xbox

Highlight of Life: Having bones which cant be broken by sticks and stones

Name: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Occupation: Hairdresser

Hobby: Taking his couch for a test drive

Highlight of Life: Having a focal point of 10cm

Name: Black Knight

Occupation: Doing the crime and serving the time

Hobby: Body surfing the internet

Highlight of Life: Hitting on Hitler

Name: Paté

Occupation: Blackmailing his son with nuclear weapons

Hobby: Claiming to be the mastermind of 9/11 (Not the WTC crashes but the sparkler bomb he let off on his driveway)

Highlight of Life: Pumpin' iron with Arnie

All he wants for you is torment and suffering

Name: Crueller Intentions

Occupation: Burning the City down

Hobby: Acting someone else's age

Highlight of life: Not Agreeing to disagree