Random people page 13  | 20/09/03

Name: Budgie

Occupation: Ministry of Sound

Hobby: Recording a record loss

Highlight of Life: Having a Derby

Name: Bumblebee

Occupation: Mercury Rising

Hobby: Buffalo Wings

Highlight of Life: Competing in rally Australia without a car

Name: Calibre

Occupation: Germinating

Hobby: Going on family feud without a family

Highlight of Life: Rolling out the red carpet

Name: Slim Dusty

Occupation: Luring Little boys into his pants with candy

Hobby: Spinning right round like a record baby

Highlight of Life: Wearing a tampon

Name: Time bomb

Occupation:  Being brought up in a Russian Orphanage (he has caring and loving American Parents)

Hobby: Triple Bogie

Highlight of Life: Putting an Embargo on himself

Name: Steam

Occupation: Internal Affairs

Hobby: Telling true lies

Highlight of Life: Triggering an electro-magnetic pulse

Name: Screw

Occupation: Duke of Edinburgh

Hobby: Wanting to disappear

Highlight of Life: Tennis Elbow

Name: Receipt

Occupation: Loitering around the Doll office

Hobby: Collecting food stamps

Highlight of Life: Being in Sears Spring Catalogue 2002

Name: Racoon

Occupation: Creating his own living space in the form of a burrow

Hobby: Receiving his rations during the war.

Highlight of Life: Discovering Santa isn't real

Name: Public Relations

Occupation: Being under par

Hobby: Causing a severe infringement

Highlight of Life: Organising a fringe festival