Random people page 3 | 16/5/03.

Name: Zucchini
Occupation: Drives tractor around with no purpose in mind
Hobbies: Collects honey from the bees
Highlight of life: Getting bitten by an ant

Name: Crane
Occupation: Cross-breeds vegetables
Hobbies: Names his toes
Highlight of life: Cramming 3 golf balls in mouth at once while standing on one foot

Name: Modern
Occupation: Windscreen washer at minor traffic intersections
Hobbies: Keeping under the speed limit by at least 20kms an hour
Highlight of life: Getting off the assembly line

Name: Cheesecake
Occupation: Complaining about the stolen generation 
Hobbies: Having corroborees in his backyard
Highlight of life: Being black and proud of it

Name: Toad
Occupation: Checking car tyre pressure at Gull service stations nationwide
Hobbies: Drinking beer with a straw
Highlight of Life: Getting L plates at age 37

Name: Leather
Occupation: Giving his body to science (lab guinea pig)
Hobbies: Donating vital organs 
Highlight of life: Donating heart and dieing

Sean Martin in 30 years aged 46
Name: Clinger (aged 46)
Occupation: Student, part time pizza boy
Hobbies: Being popular (isn't really popular just thinks he is)
Highlight of life: Being able to stay in parents attic rent free (cant have cats)

Name: Shovel
Occupation: Windsor Pilates Instructor
Hobbies: Grooms himself while watching White Collar Blue
Highlight of life: Winning a chocolate and strawberries cake in local school raffle

Name: Oil
Occupation: Numbering pages in books
Hobbies: Sending Morse code
Highlight of life: Having a power surge.

Name: Train
Occupation: Herding up buffalo
Hobbies: Counting in roman numerals
Highlight of Life: Having a bubble bath