Random people page 18  | 29/02/04

Name: 6 Feet Under

Occupation: Pouring his heart into a project 

Hobby: Harnessing the power of snow

Highlight of life: Teaming up with a letterbox

Name: Iron Ore

Occupation: Applying for a matador job at the Chicago Bulls

Hobby: Spelling his name phonetically (i'ern - oe're)

Highlight of life: Making his own butter: I Can't Believe it's not Iron Ore

Name: Thorpedo

Occupation: Getting breast implants so he can do breast stroke

Hobby: Confusing the sun for his wife

Highlight of life: Learning about the birds and the bees from his son

Name: Tainted Love

Occupation: Trading the trade centre for ground zero

Hobby: Breaking haberdashery

Highlight of life: Trying to commit suicide by pulling the bath plug while he was still in

Name: Wheels in Motion

Occupation: For the love of Money

Hobby: Testing the effects of dying - the results came back negative

Highlight of life: Swimming into an iceberg and sinking

Name: Once you get to know me

Occupation: Losing Nemo

Hobby: Short-circuiting his couch

Highlight of life: Eating the chip on his shoulder

Name: Catch 22

Occupation: Going on an airplane and storing himself in baggage and putting his luggage in the passenger cabin

Hobby: Keeping a tally of himself (so far he's up to 1)

Highlight of life: Just receiving news that his entire family just died

Name: The Terminator

Occupation: Being the spark for the rise of the machines

Hobby: Acquiring a taste for raw flesh

Highlight of life: Demanding someone's clothes, their boots and their motorcycle

Name: Diesel Power

Occupation: Feeding his kids petroleum jelly

Hobby: Planning a hostile takeover of his living room

Highlight of life: Detonating his fridge

Name: Cruellest Intentions

Occupation: Burning the world down

Hobby: Acting everyone else's age

Highlight of life: Disagreeing to agree to disagree