Random people page 21  | 27/05/07

Name: Choose Your Own Dementia

Occupation: Trainspotting (he's spotted 8 so far this year).

Hobby: Achieving room temperature.

Highlight of Life: Getting embarrassed when his mum found the magazines under his bed (New Scientist) .

Name: C'est La Vie

Occupation: Ranking cloud types in his order of preference (Cumulonimbus ended up on top)

Hobby: Getting his poetic license

Highlight of Life: Liquidizing his assets after mishearing his accountant.

Name: Blood Sweat And Beers

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Hobby: Pwning n00bs just cause he feels like it

Highlight of Life: Winning power of attorney over his dog after he claimed it unfit to think for itself

Name: Chicken Seizure Salad

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Highlight of Life: Alleging his wife is gay after she refused him sex one night

Name: Half Price Nigger And Chips

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Name: Defcon 1

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Name: Blunt Force Trauma

Occupation: Pimping out his granddaughter.

Hobby: Fucking babes in the ass.

Highlight of Life: Winning senior of the year.

Name: Bitch Please

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Name: Bric A Brac

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Name: Blast Furnace

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Hobby: Inventing a device that allows you to walk on water (he withdrew his patent application when asked the difference between it and a boat)

Highlight of Life: Discovering a huge deposit of copper at the copper refinery.