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Random people page 12 | 05/09/03
Name: Hawk Occupation: Surrogate Mother Hobby: Killing 1 bird with 2 stones Highlight of Life: Firing his boss but getting fired in the process
Name: Circular Saw Occupation: Firing Squad Hobby: Playing 'Hide the medication' with his terminally ill brother Highlight of life: Giving his mum AIDS
Name: Sex Occupation: Janitor Hobby: Being a dill Highlight of life: Watching TV after bed time.
Name: Formal Dinner Occupation: Dragon Ball Z Hobby: Bolting his dad to the wall Highlight of life: Being a 5th Generation American
Name: Loophole Occupation: Donating sperm to the Devil Hobby: Making caterpillars jealous Highlight of life: Having Brunch with the Devil
Name: Bus Schedule Occupation: Feeding his need to kill Hobby: Breeding with a goat Highlight of life: Creating a master race of super droids.
Name: Knowledge Occupation: Surfing on Wave Rock Hobby: Dog paddling to Hong Kong Highlight of life: Building a city at sea. It sunk
Name: Gauntlet Occupation: Insider trading Hobby: Clubbing his dog with a wrench. Highlight of life: When his Xmas Fund matured and he collected $200
Name: Fairy Bread Occupation: Fire Starter Hobby: Collecting honey for the queen Highlight of Life: Slaughtering his son to win $23
Name: Time-Out Occupation: Alternative bush poet Hobby: Showing Junior how to play some street B-ball Highlight of life: Getting drunk and marrying his dad
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