Random people page 10  | 2/08/03

Name: Slip

Occupation: Being a Moron

Hobby: Tickling his armpits

Highlight of Life: Hosting a Leap year in his backyard.

Name: Donkey

Occupation: Hunting down his friends and torturing them for his amusement.

Hobby: Turning peoples lives upside down.

Highlight of Life: Getting rounded up in the 1996 stockade.

Name: Back to the Future

Occupation: Turning back the clock

Hobby: Pissing on his ashes

Highlight of Life: Tying his hands together behind his back.

Name: Sardine

Occupation: Changing the tide

Hobby: Talking to birds

Highlight of life: Being fully franked

Name: Parcel

Occupation: Cracking KGB files

Hobby: Searching for his identity

Highlight of Life: Forgetting to pick himself up

Name: Polish

Occupation: Choosing his organs

Hobby: Putting himself under Chinese drip torture

Highlight of Life: Being abandoned in the woods

Name: Frog

Occupation: monopolising the steak market

Hobby: Being a mongrel

Highlight of Life: Being scaffolding

Name Slump

Occupation: Creating a better future

Hobby: Storing mints in his bum

Highlight of Life: Breaking his 6:00 curfew

Name: Boss

Occupation: Being heir to the throne

Hobby: Female Equality

Highlight of Life: Abusing banned substances

Name: Cult Fiction

Occupation: Leaning towards leprosy

Hobby: Not cheating on her Exams

Highlight of Life: Living on the sun