Random people page 4 | 23/05/03

Name: Flamingo
Occupation: Writes bad joke books - extract: How hot is the sun? Answer: 100° sun-tegrade
Hobbies: Being aware of other peoples feelings
Highlight of Life: Invented the dewy decimal system

Name: Surprise Party
Occupation: Admiring moths
Hobbies: Stopping at orange lights
Highlight of Life: Meeting Kasey Chambers in his dream

Name: Straight
Occupation: Fremantle Doctor
Hobbies: Giving himself an intravenous drip
Highlight of Life: Breaking bad news to cancer patients

Name: Limousine
Occupation: Sells seagulls
Hobbies: Putting jello in his hat to eat later
Highlight of Life: Pooing in the bath

Name: Pest
Occupation: Promoting his own unique language (which is English)
Hobbies: Filling up the bath then emptying it straight away
Highlight of life: Opening a man hole

Name: Suzuki
Occupation: Pirate
Hobbies: Walking on an angle
Highlight of Life: Inventing frogs

Name: Relevance
Occupation: Making low budget movies such as "Relevance's day off" and "4 weddings and Relevance" and "Relevance and Juliet"
Hobbies: Doesn't believe in the alphabet
Highlight of life: Parking next to a fire hydrant

Name: Kevin Baker
Occupation: Office worker
Hobbies: Playing football and cricket
Highlight of life: Travelling Europe

Name: Olympus Mons
Occupation: Making Cardboard box space shuttles and attempting to sell them to NASA
Hobbies: Having Jaundice and the bends
Highlight of life: Most likely never going to Moon

Name: Dust
Occupation: Making up philosophies e.g.: "How can man see without any eyes" and "how can man be so sure the earth is flat"
Hobbies: Having a hidden agenda
Highlight of Life: Spreading propaganda against the moon landing