Random people page 14  | 01/10/03

Name: A Star is Born

Occupation: Putting the 'Eiffel Tower' back in Eiffel Tower

Hobby: Having an inconsistent heartbeat

Highlight of Life: Being down for whatever

Name: Hungry Jacks

Occupation: Doing his hammy

Hobby: Taking a spoon to the superbowl

Highlight of Life: Causing the turn of the century

Name: Burley

Occupation: Shotgunning the back seat

Hobby: Taking a step back

Highlight of Life: Playing dead with his kids

Name: Lobby

Occupation: Placing a donkey vote

Hobby: Bringing the bible to the big screen

Highlight of Life: Naming himself in his will

Name: Subway

Occupation: Getting from A to B

Hobby: Throwing down the gauntlet

Highlight of Life: Challenging the mainframe

Name: Fairground

Occupation: Getting tunnel vision in tunnels

Hobby: Duelling with the cardinal

Highlight of Life: Taking the weather by storm

Name: Powerup

Occupation: Leading the million man march

Hobby: Gunning for Satan's job

Highlight of Life: Photocopying technology

Name: Silly Person

Occupation: Doesnt have a job

Hobby: Horsing around

Highlight of Life: Showing off

Name: Pot Pourri

Occupation: Buying time off a guy on the street

Hobby: Wearing the Melbourne cup in his jockstrap

Highlight of Life: knocking on heaven's door (nobody was home)

Name: Oboe

Occupation: Hosting 'The Tom Price is Right'

Hobby: Inventing the Tom Pricing gun

Highlight of Life: Paying the ultimate price for going to Tom Price