Random people page 16  | 04/11/03

Name: Chisel

Occupation: Barging into his own house with a Trojan horse

Hobby: Signing a non aggression pact with the Iron Works

Highlight of Life: Starring in Tap dogs

Name: Full Metal Jacket

Occupation: Wearing a potatoes jacket.

Hobby: Opening up a can of whoop ass

Highlight of Life: Getting Sleep in Seattle

Name: Meat

Occupation: Cannon fodder

Hobby: Caressing his breast

Highlight of Life: Staying alive in the Dead sea

Name: Mirage

Occupation: Boiling towels in case somebody gets pregnant

Hobby: Forging his own signature

Highlight of Life: Going through a car wash without a car

Name: Salami

Occupation: Being a wrong brother

Hobby: Slicing the Salami

Highlight of Life: Surviving nuclear fallout

Name: Street Fighter

Occupation: Bouncer

Hobby: Being the status quo

Highlight of Life: Causing big trouble in little China

Name: Kentucky

Occupation: Being the Fuhrer of Germany from 1933 to 1945

Hobby: Taping over the Taj Mahul

Highlight of Life: Winning a Grammy for his Granny

Name:  Technical Jargon

Occupation: Acting out his own life in real time

Hobby: Acting cute

Highlight of Life: Using his dog for sex

Name: Trash Talk

Occupation: Being a Genie in a bottle

Hobby: Having an unquenchable lust for gore

Highlight of Life: Moving his hands from his knees to his thighs

Name: Carpet

Occupation: Being a doodle

Hobby: Playing circus with his mum

Highlight of Life: Complaining about having to pay a dollar to see 50 cent.