Random people page 11  | 22/08/03

Name: Anthrax

Occupation: Shedding his skin

Hobby: Putting nose in the oven

Highlight of life: Turning into a Carpet Snake

Name: Igloo

Occupation: Being a show pony

Hobby: Having a 100 pound bounty on his head.

Highlight of life: Putting some tiger balm on

Name: Scooter

Occupation: Conveyer belt

Hobby: Being shutdown for routine maintenance

Highlight of life: Being reactivated

Name: My way or the Highway

Occupation: Coming up with half baked schemes

Hobby: Taking Hallucinogenic drugs

Highlight of life: Causing the following:

Chernobyl diaster, Hiroshima and Nagasaki blasts, the black death, the Hindenburg crash, September 11 terrorist attacks, Jesus' death,  the Dinosaurs extinction and the big bang.

Name: Satan

Occupation: Missionary

Hobby: Bringing good will (hunting)

Highlight of Life: Having an upset stomach

Name: Tetanus

Occupation: Wearing his doormat for a jumper

Hobby: Shooting up

Highlight of life: Talking to a Pie

Name: Cluedo

Occupation: Improving the design matrix of apples.

Hobby:  Getting warped into a new dimension

Highlight of life: Fixing the crack in his bum

Name: Melanoma

Occupation: Living a 4 dimensional world

Hobby: Going Super Nova

Highlight of life: Creating a wormhole to a parallel dimension in his backyard

Name: The Incredible Hulk

Occupation: Liberating his family from himself

Hobby: Living out fairy tales

Highlight of life: Turning blue and shrinking

Name: Velociraptor

Occupation: Having a constant groin ache

Hobby: Getting stuck in vents

Highlight of life: Failing to assassinate a duck